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GUYCON 2025 LAN • Hangout • Chaos

— REPRISE‼ I Got Reborn as the LAN Party’s Patch Cable and Now I Must Carry the Squad Through 10,000 Ping Spikes Before the Pizza Gets Cold In Another World While My Sister Is The President?! In a Garderbelt‼ —

Countdown: ...

Place of the Event

Venue: DA PATIO

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Spreadsheet break down coming soon!

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Meet the Host

T
Travis
Crazy AF • Will host you to the GROUND (something stupid, idk who cares)

Chief chaos wrangler. If anything breaks, he’ll promise it was “part of the experience.”

Roster (So far)

A
Atomo
Will probably play VTM Bloodlines all day and rant about guns

Trust me when this knife fitted with a scope comes in you're gonna see some shit buddy.

Krik
Travis
Will snooze all day, the HOST!

Running on spite.

Krik
Krik
Will host a side Lawtuber show in another room to make fun of Rekeita

Objection! Relevance: zero. Coke status: Max

E
Ebs
Toe enjoyer, Nintendo guy, will stomp everyone on Mario Party 6

Will roll a 10 and steal your stars.

C
Cody
The fumo collector; Will buy a laptop that will rival nasa

The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Haruhi is the true goddess of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our normie overlords!

S
Styx
X-Files Enjoyer

Don't threaten me Mulder, I've watched Presidents die.

DRR!
RockyRock5
Survived goldsrc and all he got was this t-shirt

Somehow understands blender in a personal level. Don't mess with this guy.

BAG!
Bag of Schmidt
Guitar Queer-o 3

UNKNOWN IF COMING YET? Guitar guy who likes FPGAs, he will tell you how they work.

Games List

Tip: You can double click these games to download them to get them ready for Guycon!

SPECIAL GUESTS

B45
BANANARAMMA45
Oldhead Guynet legend • “You thought he was gone?”

You thought the Guynet era was over? Brother… this is The Return. Clear the voice channel, dust off the MP3 folder, and tell the new kids to take notes — the old guard just logged in.

Potential Online Buddies

  • Bag of Schmidt — Guitar Man
  • Shura — Japanese
  • Monass — Canadian
  • Spark — Memphis Blues

What to Bring

  • Laptop/PC: BEST BUY STRAT: Get an open box, use it for guycon, return it immediately. Not your problem.
  • Peripherals: Headset, mouse, mousepad, controller (for party games).
  • Networking: Ethernet cable (25–50ft) + USB adapter if needed.
  • Power: Small power strip + surge protector.
  • Don’t worry about consoles — Travis has that handled.

THE ONLY RULE WE WILL ABSOLUTELY FOLLOW IS WE SHALL NEVER MENTION HBOMERG*Y'S NAME (censored) OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BANNED

RSVP & Suggestions

RSVP: Please RSVP in Discord (ping Travis or BB).

Game suggestions: DM me on Discord and I’ll get it set up ASAP.